No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
So many bounce houses so little time
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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