Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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