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(402): View more from Nebraska

Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll

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(248): View more from Michigan

she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self

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(406): View more from Montana

That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself

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(850): View more from Florida

the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people

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(586): View more from Michigan

If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption

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(268): View more from Antigua/Barbuda-Carib

I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.

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(760): View more from California

Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.

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