Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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