I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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