so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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