had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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