Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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