The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
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Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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