how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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