I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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