She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
