But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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