garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Randomize
