Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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