He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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