hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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