I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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