She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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