it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
me + whiskey = a bad person
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
