What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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