Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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