do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
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