I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
is that a dick in a sweater?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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