If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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