Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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