you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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