so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I just want to make out with him forever
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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