Small penises have feelings too.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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