yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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