Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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