Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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