Will you blow on my dice?
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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