No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Randomize
