... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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