And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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