bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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