doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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