Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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