if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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