i don't like sucking hair
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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