Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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