Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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