Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
