it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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