i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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