We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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