You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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