The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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