Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
my poor anus
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
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