seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Never let your siblings swipe right.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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