How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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