butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
my poor anus
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Randomize
