what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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