Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
