She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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