i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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